Post by çyanCrusader on Aug 23, 2011 23:13:08 GMT -8
This went on for far too long:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 14, female, location doesn't matter. & if your horny, disconnect me now, k i'm not interested.
You: oH, oKAY,
You: i HAVE HORNS, bUT i THINK YOU MEAN THAT YOU ARE NOT LOOKING FOR A mATESPRITE,
You: aND THAT IS OKAY WITH ME,
Stranger: Yup..
You: } :)
You: hAVE YOU BEEN MEETING A LOT OF VERY RUDE PEOPLE TOO,
Stranger: yes.
Stranger: their all perverts & only want sex, stupid asses.
You: hA hA yES THEY ARE DUMB hECTOPASCALS,
Stranger: yes? they are. ;D
You: oH, i AM A BOY,
You: iN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING,
Stranger: ok, well i'm also wondering, why would you have your caps on typing like that?..
You: uHHH,,,
You: i DON'T KNOW,
You: iT'S JUST ALWAYS SORT OF BEEN LIKE THAT,
You: i KIND OF,
You: sTOPPED QUESTIONING IT,,,
Stranger: that's greeeeat. lol.
You: sORRY IF IT BOTHERS YOU, i GUESS,,,
Stranger: it doesn't, just something i was wondering.
You: oH, oKAY,
You: tHAT IS PROBABLY,
You: a FAIR THING TO WONDER ABOUT,
You: i GUESS,
Stranger: yup..
You: uH, oKAY
You: sO SOMEONE ASKED ME THIS BEFORE,
You: aND IT SEEMED LIKE IT WAS PROBABLY A GOOD THING TO ASK,
You: wHAT ARE YOUR dREAMS,
Stranger: my dreams are to get out of my parents house.
You: uHHH,,,
Stranger: you asked me.
You: dO THEY KEEP YOU LOCKED IN THERE,
You: aRE YOU TRAPPED,
Stranger: no, their annoying.
You: oH, OKAY,
You: yES,
You: sOMETIMES PEOPLE CAN BE ANNOYING,
You: i THINK THAT IS DEFINITELY,
You: a THING,
You: tHAT IS TRUE SOMETIMES,
Stranger: mhm..
You: mY lUCUS IS USUALLY A PRETTY NICE GUY THOUGH,
You: hE uSED TO PLAY GAMES WITH ME,
You: hE'S GONE NOW THOUGH,
Stranger: oh, sorry to hear.
You: tHANK YOU,
Stranger: mhm.
You: iT WAS VERY SAD BUT i AM OVER IT,
You: mOSTLY,
Stranger: good.
Stranger: it;s a good thing to live your life and not stress over it, i got told that..
Stranger: sorry if it sounds cheesey, lol.
You: uH,
You: i DON'T THINK THAT IT SOUNDS LIKE IT HAS ANY,
You: uH,,,
You: cHEESE,
You: iN IT AT ALL,
You: i THINK THAT IT IS PROBABLY GOOD ADVICE,
Stranger: i guesss.
You: bEING A KID
You: iS, uH,,,
You: hARD,
You: iT'S HARD AND NOBODY UNDERSTANDS,
Stranger: how old are you?
You: oH, uH,
You: eVERYONE ALWAYS LEAVES,
You: wHEN i TELL THEM,
Stranger: it's ok.
You: i DON'T KNOW WHY,
Stranger: how old are you though?
You: uHHHH,,,,
You: i'M 6 sOLAR sWEEPS,
Stranger: so you're 6.
You: uH,,,,
You: wELL, i THINK,,
You: iN yOUR YEARS,
You: iT IS CLOSER TO BEING 13,
You: mAYBE i SHOULD START, uHH,,,
You: cLARIFYING THAT FROM THE START,
Stranger: mhm.
You: yOU'RE, uHH,,,
You: nICE,
You: nOT LIKE THE OTHER PEOPLE i'VE HAD TO TALK TO,
You: (eXCEPT FOR THE PEOPLE WHO WERE ALSO NICE)
Stranger: well i'm not mean..
Stranger: obviously.
You: hA hA yES
You: oBVIOUSLY,
You: } :D
Stranger: ;D yuuuuup.
You: oH, sO i GUESS i SHOULD ASK,
You: fOR YOUR NAME,
You: mINE IS tAVROS,
Stranger: brooke.
You: oH, oKAY,
You: hELLO bROOKE,
Stranger: hiiiiiii.
You: oH,
You: wHEW,
You: tHAT WAS ONLY 7 iS,
You: i WAS WORRIED THERE,
You: fOR, uH, a SEC,
You: (a SEC IS SHORT FOR A SECOND)
Stranger: i know that.
You: (iN CASE THAT WASN'T, uH, cLEAR)
You: oH, oKAY,
You: gOOD,
You: oNE OF MY fRIENDS
You: aLWAYS TYPES WITH 8 lETTERS,
You: aND SOMETIMES REPLACES OTHER LETTERS WITH 8S
You: sHE IS VERY MEAN,,,
You: aND NOT VERY NICE,
Stranger: oh..
You: yES,
You: iF YOU RUN INTO HER,
You: oN THIS SITE,
You: tELL HER SHE IS A hUGE bITCH,
Stranger: i will do that ;D
You: aND THEN GO "bLUH bLUH"
You: (cAUSE SHE DOESN'T LIKE THAT)
Stranger: how will i know it's her..
You: yOU WILL KNOW BECAUSE OF HOW SHE TYPES,
You: sHE IS ALWAYS GOING "tAAAAAAAAVROS, yOU ARE SUCH A L8SER"
You: aND SHE SAYS MEAN THINGS LIKE THAT,
You: uH, i HOPE SHE CAN'T SEE THIS,,,
You: sHE IS SNEAKY,
Stranger: lol, how will she be able to this? i don't think she could.
You: sHE IS VERY SNEAKY,
You: bUT i THINK WE WILL BE OKAY,
You: uH,,,
You: pROBABLY,
Stranger: okay wait so let me get this straight, you're 6? on this site?
Stranger: i'm so confused :D
You: oH, uH, sORRY,
You: i THINK WE TALKED ABOUT THAT, uH, i THINK,
You: oR, MAYBE THAT WASN'T YOU,
You: i AM 13 eARTH yEARS, i THINK,
You: oR, uHHH, sOMETHING LIKE THAT,
Stranger: you "think"?
Stranger: how do you not know?
Stranger: i never met someone who doesn't know howold they are?
You: oH, uH, wELL,
You: i KNOW i AM DEFINITELY,
You: 6 sOLAR sWEEPS,
You: bUT, uH,
You: wHICH i'M PRETTY SURE
You: iS THE SAME AS 13 OF yOUR YEARS,
Stranger: solar sweeps? im not catching on..
Stranger: ive never heard of solar sweeps.
You: uH,,,
You: iT IS, tHE, uH, tERM THAT WE USE,
You: wHERE i AM FROM,
You: tO MEASURE HOW LONG WE HAVE BEEN ALIVE FOR,
Stranger: oh, where are you from?
You: uHHH,,,
You: i AM FROM aLTERNIA,
You: bUT NOW i AM ON A mETEOR,
Stranger: omg, a meteor?
You: yES,
Stranger: what is that like some kind of planet?
Stranger: sorry, im from the us. i wanted to know more..
You: uH, iT IS KIND OF LIKE A GIANT ROCK,
You: iN SPACE,
You: wHICH i GUESS IS, uH, kIND OF LIKE A pLANET,
Stranger: i know that lol, like is alternia, a planet still?/
You: uH,
You: nO,
You: nOT ANY MORE, i DON'T THINK,
You: i THINK IT WAS MOSTLY DESTROYED,
Stranger: oooooooh, so you guys still have like phones and stuff that we use.
Stranger: does tht mean ur american tho? im so sorry if im annoying.
You: uH, nO, i DON'T THINK i AM FROM YOUR aMERICAS,
You: aND nO YOU ARE NOT ANNOYING,
You: yOU ARE A NICE PERSON WHO IS NOT MEAN, } :)
Stranger: dude, your life sounds super awesome.
You: hA hA i DON'T KNOW IF IT IS REALLY ALL THAT AWESOME.
You: bACK WHEN i USED TO DREAM A LOT IT WAS PRETTY FUN THOUGH i THINK,
Stranger: well how do you get from alternia to a meteor?
You: oH, wELL, tHAT IS A BIT OF A LONG STORY,
Stranger: oh, ok.
You: bASICALLY mY FRIENDS AND i PLAYED A LONG GAME THAT MADE US LEAVE,
You: wE WERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE A WHOLE NEW UNIVERSE,
You: aND GO LIVE IN IT,
You: bUT, uH,,,
You: sOMETHING HAPPENED AT THE END,
You: aND WE WEREN'T ABLE TO GO THERE,
You: aND NOW WE ARE TRAPPED HERE,
Stranger: woah, like ligit woah.
Stranger: are you with ur family.
Stranger: ?
You: nO, mY lUCUS DIED RIGHT BEFORE, nOW i AM WITH, uH,
You: wELL, SOME OF THEM ARE MY FRIENDS,
You: bUT NOT ALL OF THEM,
You: bUT THERE ARE TWELVE OF US,
You: cOUNTING ME,
Stranger: oh, do you guys hav like homes there? im so dumb lol. but i want to know more.
Stranger: so you played like a board game? or something. and ended up there?
You: wE HAVE SOME COMPUTERS THAT sOLLUX PIECED TOGETHER,
Stranger: oh.
You: nO IT WAS MORE OF A COMPUTER GAME,
You: iT WAS A,,,,
You: wHAT DID THEY CALL IT,,,
You: a hIGHLY iMMERSIVE sIMULATION,
You: cALLED sGRUB,
Stranger: that sounds like magic, how could a game do that
Stranger: OMG i searched alternia up and it said it got destroyed by sgrub?
You: yES,
You: yES THAT IS RIGHT,
Stranger: why? why would something a game, destroy a planet
You: uH, wELL, IT DOESN'T DESTROY THE WHOLE PLANET,
You: i THINK kARKAT SAID THAT IT PUTS NEW PEOPLE ON THE PLANET,
You: wHO ARE, uH,,,
You: sUPPOSED TO HELP US,
You: bUT, mINE WASN'T VERY HELPFUL,
You: hE KEPT CALLING ME A wHELP,
You: i THINK i MADE HIM ANGRY,
You: oH WAIT, iT WAS rUNT,
You: nOT wHELP,
Stranger: oooooooooh, so. to flatten this out, you played a game, and got you on a meteor?
You: oH, nO,
You: sORRY, i HAVE GONE AND MIXED UP YOUR FACTS,
You: nO, a METEOR WAS GOING TO HIT MY HOUSE,
You: bUT THEN i WENT INTO THE GAME,
You: iNTO THE lAND OF sAND aND zEPHYR,
Stranger: i wnna go to thegame
Stranger: can i?
You: wELL,
You: wE FOUND THE GAME IN SOME OLD FROG RUINS,
You: aND THEN sOLLUX FIXED IT,
You: iT WAS A BIG MYSTERY UNTIL WE STARTED PLAYING,
You: a REALLY BIG SECRET,
Stranger: i don't know who those people are.
You: oH,,,,
You: rIGHT,
You: sORRY,
You: sOLLUX IS MY FRIEND,
You: hE HAS DIFFERENT COLORED EYES AND HAS A lISP,
Stranger: are you guys like a fairytale?
You: nO, fAIRIES ARE NOT REAL,
You: tHEY ARE MADE UP, } :(
You: eVEN THOUGH i WANT TO BELIEVE IN THEM ANYWAYS,
Stranger: i know, but it sounds like you are living in some different dimensions like a video game.
Stranger: i want to come.
Stranger: D;
You: uHHH,,,
You: wELL,
You: tHERE IS A WAY, kIND OF,
You: i CAN SHOW YOU oUR ADVENTURES,
Stranger: how so?
You: tHIS DOESN'T WORK FOR ME, bUT, uH, sOMEONE TOLD ME IT WILL WORK FOR PEOPLE WHERE YOU ARE FROM,
Stranger: ok.
You: iF YOU CLICK THIS www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001901
You: oH WAIT YOU CAN'T CLICK IT,
You: sO uH, i GUESS IF YOU JUST GO TO THAT PLACE,
Stranger: ill copy and paste. its ok.
You: iT IS SAFE AND NOT A BAD PLACE,
Stranger: what does it do? show me what you guys r doing?
You: uHHH,,,
You: i THINK sO,
Stranger: brb lemme see stay here please!
You: uHHH,,,
You: oKAY,,,
You: i WILL JUST SORT OF,,,
You: wAIT i GUESS,
Stranger: ok it's ok. um i seriously do not get any of this.
Stranger: this is nothing like our "world"
Stranger: what do i play the game?
You: wELL yOU NEED TO PLAY IT WITH FRIENDS,
You: yOU CAN'T PLAY IT BY YOURSELF,
Stranger: why not?
You: bECAUSE ONE PLAYER
You: NEEDS TO BE THE pLAYER,
You: aND THE OTHER NEEDS TO BE THE sERVER pLAYER,
You: aND YOU NEED TO ALL CONNECT TOGETHER,
You: oH, i GOT THIS, TOO,
You: hERE, www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004001
You: tHAT PART IS ABOUT ME,,,
Stranger: so that's you?
You: yES,
You: eXCEPT i AM NOT IN MY fOUR wHEEL dEVICE ANYMORE,
You: i HAVE ROBOT LEGS NOW,
Stranger: in real life?!
You: uHHHHH,,,
You: i GUESS,
Stranger: is this stuff real life or not/
You: wELL, tHAT SITE IS REAL,
You: iT IS A REAL PLACE YOU CAN GO TO,
Stranger: i wannnna go, like now, like transform me there.
You: uHH,,,
You: i DON'T THINK i HAVE THE POWER TO, uHHH,,,
You: dO THAT,
Stranger: lolol.
Stranger: who does.
You: uH,,,,
You: i DON'T KNOW, mAYBE tHE hUSSIE,
You: hE HAS MYSTERIOUS POWERS, i THINK,,,
Stranger: hussie?
You: yES, aNDREW hUSSIE,
Stranger: i don't know him either.
Stranger: he's from ur "state" tho?
You: uH, nO,
You: i THINK HE IS IN YOUR us,
Stranger: hmm, i don't really want to.
Stranger: have you EVER beento us?
You: nO,
You: bUT i TALKED TO SOME PEOPLE WHO WERE,
You: wE WERE SUPPOSED TO GO THERE,
You: bUT THEN WE GOT TRAPPED HERE,
Stranger: :(
You: jACK nOIR SOMEHOW CAME HERE,
You: aND HE BROKE OUR DOOR,
You: tO YOUR UNIVERSE,
You: tHAT WE MADE,
You: aND THEN HE BLEW UP ALL OUR PLANETS,
You: aND NOW HE IS TRYING TO FIND US,
Stranger: WOAH'
Stranger: universeeeeee, omg. your life does sound magical.
You: yES, i GUESS IT KIND OF DOES,
You: iT IS ALMOST LIKE A STORY,
You: tHAT YOU COULD READ,
Stranger: it is,
You: oN THE INTERNET,
You: mAYBE IN A cOMIC,
You: tHAT IS A KIND THAT IS ON THE HUMAN INTERNET WEB PLACE,
Stranger: so you guys rent like us?
Stranger: arent*
You: nO i THINK WE ARE DIFFERENT,
You: mY BLOOD IS BROWN,
You: aND i HAVE HORNS,
Stranger: in reall life?!
You: uHHHH,,,
You: wELL,
You: i GUESS THAT DEPENDS,
You: oN YOUR PARTICULAR DEFINITION OF REAL, aND LIFE,
Stranger: whats that suppose to mean
Stranger: so basically u guys r living on a game?
You: uH, sOMETHING LIKE THAT, yEAH,
Stranger: ur still confusing me..
You: uH, dO YOU LIKE GAMES,
Stranger: some times.
You: i LIKE gAMES WHERE YOU PRETEND TO BE SOMEONE ELSE,
You: lIKE yOU CAN BE A fAIRY
You: oR A bOY sKYLARK,
Stranger: sortof.
You: lIKE pUPA pAN,
Stranger: like role play?
You: yES, jUST LIKE rOLEPLAY,
You: i LIKE DOING THAT,
Stranger: yes.
You: iT IS SORT OF LIKE THAT,
You: uHH,,,i GUESS
Stranger: ok. um, so thats your real wrld? a game?
You: uHH,,,
You: i DON'T KNOW, i GUESS SO,
Stranger: epic..
Stranger: im not trying to sound rude, but this is what i found, and it says you 12 are trolls?
You: uH, wELL,
Stranger: i dont understand.. trolls?
You: tHAT IS WHAT WE ARE CALLED,
You: wE ARE CALLED tROLLS,
Stranger: why
You: uH, i DON'T KNOW,
You: wHY ARE YOU CALLED A HUMAN,
Stranger: um, i have no idea.. :/
You: oH,
You: oKAY,
You: i GUESS WE ARE IN THE SAME fLOATING aQUATIC tRANSPORTATION mODUS,
Stranger: okay for a boy who is 13 years old in human age, you know alot of big words i dont even know.
You: oH, sORRY,
Stranger: its ok.
You: uH, i LIKE TO ENTER INTO aLTERIAN sLAM pOETRY,
You: wELL, i USED TO,
You: yOU KNOW, BEFORE sgRUB,
Stranger: oooh.
Stranger: so no offense but your not a human/?
You: nO,
You: i AM NOT A hUMAN PERSON,
Stranger: i dont get why not?
Stranger: i only know of aliens & humans
You: uH,
You: wELL i GUESS i AM AN aLIEN
You: sINCE i AM NOT FROM THE SAME PLANET AS YOU,
You: bUT REALLY, TO ME, YOU ARE ALSO AN ALIEN,
Stranger: WOAH
Stranger: isit only u 12 on the same planet?
You: nO THERE WERE A LOT MORE,
You: bUT THEY'RE ALL GONE NOW,
You: cAUSE OF THE METEOR,S
You: sO i GUESS ONLY WE'RE LEFT NOW,
Stranger: your safe right?
You: i NEVER REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT THAT BEFORE,
You: uHHH,,,
You: wELL NO,
You: bECAUSE jACK IS COMING,
You: hE IS TRYING TO FIND US,
You: aND ALSO SOME OF THE OTHER TROLLS ARE CRAZY,
Stranger: where does jack live? ill chop his ballls off.
You: kARKAT IS TRYING TO KEEP EVERYONE TOGETHER,
You: bUT HE IS KIND OF AN aNGRY pERSON,
You: sO IT DOESN'T GO SO WELL,
Stranger: oh.
You: hE ALWAYS YELLS,
Stranger: my mom always yells :/
Stranger: where does jack live, in the us?
You: hE SAYS MEAN THINGS LIKE "STOP PLAYING GAMES FOR GIRLS ASSHOLE"
You: nO i THINK jACK lIVED ON dERSE
You: bUT i THINK THIS JACK IS DIFFERENT
You: kARKAT SAID IT WAS A DIFFERENT jACK,
You: i DIDN'T REALLY SEE HIM
Stranger: oh.
Stranger: derse
a nother planet?
You: yES,
Stranger: go itttt.
Stranger: got*
You: dERSE aND pROSPIT ARE, uH, oTHER PLANETS IN THE mEDIUM,
You: tHAT'S WHERE WE ARE NOW,
You: wE'RE IN tHE mEDIUM,
You: iN THE OUTER rING,
You: oR WAS IT oUTER rIM,
You: i CAN'T REMEMBER,
Stranger: ooooh!
Stranger: well ive never learned about your land or planets before, sorry if i sound rude.
You: yOU ARE DEFINITELY NOT RUDE,
You: yOU ARE KIND AND NICE AND NOT MEAN LIKE vRISKA, bROOKE, } :)
Stranger: well, i am definilty going to find out more about your plnet, i want to know more, ill research some other time.
Stranger: & your nice too!:)
You: oH, oKAY,
You: wELL, tHAT SITE i sHOWED YOU,
You: sHOULD HAVE EVERYTHING YOU NEED,
You: oR,
You: yOU CAN JUST LOOK UP "Homestuck",
You: oR EVEN "Hivebent",
You: "Hivebent" iS, uH, tHE ONE ABOUT ME, i THINK,
Stranger: ok so this is all your real life, your living every moment just like us humans?
You: wELL IT'S A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT i THINK,
You: sINCE WE ARE ALIENS,
Stranger: oh.
Stranger: do you know what email is?
Stranger: like do you have one?
Stranger: so we can talk mroe.
Stranger: more*
Stranger: idk you just seem really cool, lol.
You: uHHHHHH,,,,,
You: i THINK IF YOU TRY SENDING SOMETHING TO adiosToreador@skaia.net
You: yOU MIGHT GET SOMEONE WHO IS ALSO ME,
You: bUT HE WON'T REMEMBER THIS CONVERSATION,
Stranger: why?
You: uHHH,,,
Stranger: so there's a million other you's?
You: uHHH,
You: wELL,
You: nOT A MILLION,
You: hA hA,
Stranger: ooh, so if i did send something there i wont get to talk to you?
You: wELL, yOU'LL GET TO TALK TO tAVROS,
Stranger: but not you? like the same EXACT you
You: nO, NOT THE EXACT SAME, NO,
Stranger: oh man ;(
Stranger: is there ANY way i will be able to talk to same exact you?
You: uHHHHH,,,
You: mAYBE,
You: dO YOU HAVE A PLACE ON THE INTERNET WHERE YOU CAN POST ART IN YOUR us,
Stranger: art as in drawing?
You: yES,
Stranger: hmm, like a blog post?
You: uHHH,,,
You: nO LIKE A WEBSITE PLACE,
Stranger: not sure.
You: oH,
You: oKAY,
You: hOW DO YOU TALK TO PEOPLE WHO YOU DON'T KNOW IN YOUR us,
Stranger: well i talk to people who i dont know by email, cellphone, or on this online game called smallworlds.
Stranger: i love that games.
Stranger: game*
Stranger: it;s like roleplay.
You: oH, i SEE,
You: uH, oKAY,
You: iF YOU SENT AN EMAIL TO cyanCrusader@skaia.net,
You: uH,
You: yOU MIGHT GET A GUY,
You: wHO WON'T BE ME
You: bUT, uH,,,
You: hE WILL PROBABLY REMEMBER THIS CONVERSATION,
Stranger: is he watching our conversation right now or something lol? if its you, how would nother person remember it?
You: uH,
You: oR SOMETHING,
You: iS DEFINITELY A TERM IN WHICH YOU COULD USE TO DESCRIBE,
You: tHE CURRENT, uH, sCENARIO,
Stranger: ?
Stranger: i dont know big words i told you :)
You: oH, uH, rIGHT, sORRY,
You: uH, oKAY,
You: lETS SAY IT IS A mIRACLE,
You: hA hA,
Stranger: wooohoo
Stranger: but im still upset i wont get to talk to exact you..
You: gAMZEE, wHO IS ALSO MY FRIEND, wOULD SAY THAT WAS A mOtHeRfUCkIn MiRaClE,
Stranger: lol, that's funny.
You: hA hA yES, hE IS A FUNNY GUY,
You: wELL, iF YOU tALK TO THAT GUY WHO'S EMAIL i GAVE YOU,
You: hE'LL PROBABLY, uH,,,
You: fIGURE SOMETHING OUT,,,
Stranger: so i can talk to you?
Stranger: idk..
You: yEAH,
Stranger: what should i say
You: uHHHHH,,,
You: i DON'T KNOW,
You: jUST SAY THAT IT IS THE bROOKE hUMAN,
You: i GUESS,,,
Stranger: lol, will he be confused?
You: i THINK HE WILL PROBABLY FIGURE IT OUT,
You: hE IS USUALLY PRETTY SMART,
You: eXCEPT, uH,,,
You: wHEN HE ISN'T,
You: wHICH IS SOMETIMES,
Stranger: so i will possibly be able to talk to you again?
You: tHAT IS, uH,,,
You: a DEFINITE,
You: pOSSIBILITY,
You: aND SOMETIMES ON THIS oMEGLE THING,
You: yOU MIGHT RUN INTO MORE PEOPLE WHO ARE LIKE ME,
You: oR EVEM,
You: i MEANT EVEN SORRY,
You: bUT YOU COULD EVEN RUN INTO SOMEONE WHO is ME,
Stranger: ok great, do you think you would even want to talk to my annoying ass again?
Stranger: lol..
You: uHHH,,,
You: i DIDN'T KNOW,
You: hUMANS TALKED WITH THEIR BUTTS,
You: tHAT IS KIND OF AN,
You: uHHHHHHH,,,
You: aLARMING dEVELOPMENT,
Stranger: i mean, would you want to talk to me again?
You: oH,
Stranger: lol!
You: sURE,
You: iF YOU WANTED TO,
You: i GUESS,
Stranger: ok
Stranger: what email do i send it to?
You: uHHHHHH,,,
You: cyanCrusader@skaia.net iS THE eMAIL YOU SHOULD USE.
Stranger: ok ill say this is the brooke human :D
You: tHAT IS PROBABLY,,,
You: a GOOD PLAN,
Stranger: ok brb sending
Stranger: should i say from omegle?
You: i DON'T THINK IT WILL MATTER, mOSTLY,
Stranger: ok.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i sent it..
Stranger: im gonna go to sleep, im really tired. i hope to talk to you again.
You: uHHH,,,
You: i DON'T THINK IT CAME YET,,,
Stranger: i sent it to cyanCrusader@skaia.net
You: mAYBE YOU SHOULD GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS JUST IN CASE,
Stranger: ok its becheyney_21@yahoo.com
Stranger: send me one and see if it goes.
You: uH, oKAY,
You: i SENT IT,
Stranger: ok lemme check it
Stranger: found it!
You: oKAY,
You: gOOD,
You: yOU SHOULD, uH, pROBABLY GO TO BED NOW,
You: iNTO YOUR rESPITE rECEPTICLE,
You: aND HAVE YOUR HUMAN SLEEPS,
Stranger: lol, yeah probobly, i just sent a reply though, see if it works before i get off
Stranger: & yeah, i have to get up early..
You: oH,,,
You: uH,
You: lOOKS LIKE skaia.net iS DOWN RIGHT NOW,
Stranger: oh
You: wHICH WOULD EXPLAIN WHY THE mESSAGE DIDN'T GO THROUGH,
Stranger: oooh
Stranger: it will be up again soon right, then you can email me and tell me when it is?
You: uH, sURE,
You: i'M sURE THE MESSAGE WILL GO THROUGH,
You: oKAY GO TO BED NOW,
Stranger: ok goodnighttt!
Stranger: alright im disconnecting now, talk to you later.
Stranger: byeee.
You: oKAY, bYE bROOKE hUMAN,
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 14, female, location doesn't matter. & if your horny, disconnect me now, k i'm not interested.
You: oH, oKAY,
You: i HAVE HORNS, bUT i THINK YOU MEAN THAT YOU ARE NOT LOOKING FOR A mATESPRITE,
You: aND THAT IS OKAY WITH ME,
Stranger: Yup..
You: } :)
You: hAVE YOU BEEN MEETING A LOT OF VERY RUDE PEOPLE TOO,
Stranger: yes.
Stranger: their all perverts & only want sex, stupid asses.
You: hA hA yES THEY ARE DUMB hECTOPASCALS,
Stranger: yes? they are. ;D
You: oH, i AM A BOY,
You: iN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING,
Stranger: ok, well i'm also wondering, why would you have your caps on typing like that?..
You: uHHH,,,
You: i DON'T KNOW,
You: iT'S JUST ALWAYS SORT OF BEEN LIKE THAT,
You: i KIND OF,
You: sTOPPED QUESTIONING IT,,,
Stranger: that's greeeeat. lol.
You: sORRY IF IT BOTHERS YOU, i GUESS,,,
Stranger: it doesn't, just something i was wondering.
You: oH, oKAY,
You: tHAT IS PROBABLY,
You: a FAIR THING TO WONDER ABOUT,
You: i GUESS,
Stranger: yup..
You: uH, oKAY
You: sO SOMEONE ASKED ME THIS BEFORE,
You: aND IT SEEMED LIKE IT WAS PROBABLY A GOOD THING TO ASK,
You: wHAT ARE YOUR dREAMS,
Stranger: my dreams are to get out of my parents house.
You: uHHH,,,
Stranger: you asked me.
You: dO THEY KEEP YOU LOCKED IN THERE,
You: aRE YOU TRAPPED,
Stranger: no, their annoying.
You: oH, OKAY,
You: yES,
You: sOMETIMES PEOPLE CAN BE ANNOYING,
You: i THINK THAT IS DEFINITELY,
You: a THING,
You: tHAT IS TRUE SOMETIMES,
Stranger: mhm..
You: mY lUCUS IS USUALLY A PRETTY NICE GUY THOUGH,
You: hE uSED TO PLAY GAMES WITH ME,
You: hE'S GONE NOW THOUGH,
Stranger: oh, sorry to hear.
You: tHANK YOU,
Stranger: mhm.
You: iT WAS VERY SAD BUT i AM OVER IT,
You: mOSTLY,
Stranger: good.
Stranger: it;s a good thing to live your life and not stress over it, i got told that..
Stranger: sorry if it sounds cheesey, lol.
You: uH,
You: i DON'T THINK THAT IT SOUNDS LIKE IT HAS ANY,
You: uH,,,
You: cHEESE,
You: iN IT AT ALL,
You: i THINK THAT IT IS PROBABLY GOOD ADVICE,
Stranger: i guesss.
You: bEING A KID
You: iS, uH,,,
You: hARD,
You: iT'S HARD AND NOBODY UNDERSTANDS,
Stranger: how old are you?
You: oH, uH,
You: eVERYONE ALWAYS LEAVES,
You: wHEN i TELL THEM,
Stranger: it's ok.
You: i DON'T KNOW WHY,
Stranger: how old are you though?
You: uHHHH,,,,
You: i'M 6 sOLAR sWEEPS,
Stranger: so you're 6.
You: uH,,,,
You: wELL, i THINK,,
You: iN yOUR YEARS,
You: iT IS CLOSER TO BEING 13,
You: mAYBE i SHOULD START, uHH,,,
You: cLARIFYING THAT FROM THE START,
Stranger: mhm.
You: yOU'RE, uHH,,,
You: nICE,
You: nOT LIKE THE OTHER PEOPLE i'VE HAD TO TALK TO,
You: (eXCEPT FOR THE PEOPLE WHO WERE ALSO NICE)
Stranger: well i'm not mean..
Stranger: obviously.
You: hA hA yES
You: oBVIOUSLY,
You: } :D
Stranger: ;D yuuuuup.
You: oH, sO i GUESS i SHOULD ASK,
You: fOR YOUR NAME,
You: mINE IS tAVROS,
Stranger: brooke.
You: oH, oKAY,
You: hELLO bROOKE,
Stranger: hiiiiiii.
You: oH,
You: wHEW,
You: tHAT WAS ONLY 7 iS,
You: i WAS WORRIED THERE,
You: fOR, uH, a SEC,
You: (a SEC IS SHORT FOR A SECOND)
Stranger: i know that.
You: (iN CASE THAT WASN'T, uH, cLEAR)
You: oH, oKAY,
You: gOOD,
You: oNE OF MY fRIENDS
You: aLWAYS TYPES WITH 8 lETTERS,
You: aND SOMETIMES REPLACES OTHER LETTERS WITH 8S
You: sHE IS VERY MEAN,,,
You: aND NOT VERY NICE,
Stranger: oh..
You: yES,
You: iF YOU RUN INTO HER,
You: oN THIS SITE,
You: tELL HER SHE IS A hUGE bITCH,
Stranger: i will do that ;D
You: aND THEN GO "bLUH bLUH"
You: (cAUSE SHE DOESN'T LIKE THAT)
Stranger: how will i know it's her..
You: yOU WILL KNOW BECAUSE OF HOW SHE TYPES,
You: sHE IS ALWAYS GOING "tAAAAAAAAVROS, yOU ARE SUCH A L8SER"
You: aND SHE SAYS MEAN THINGS LIKE THAT,
You: uH, i HOPE SHE CAN'T SEE THIS,,,
You: sHE IS SNEAKY,
Stranger: lol, how will she be able to this? i don't think she could.
You: sHE IS VERY SNEAKY,
You: bUT i THINK WE WILL BE OKAY,
You: uH,,,
You: pROBABLY,
Stranger: okay wait so let me get this straight, you're 6? on this site?
Stranger: i'm so confused :D
You: oH, uH, sORRY,
You: i THINK WE TALKED ABOUT THAT, uH, i THINK,
You: oR, MAYBE THAT WASN'T YOU,
You: i AM 13 eARTH yEARS, i THINK,
You: oR, uHHH, sOMETHING LIKE THAT,
Stranger: you "think"?
Stranger: how do you not know?
Stranger: i never met someone who doesn't know howold they are?
You: oH, uH, wELL,
You: i KNOW i AM DEFINITELY,
You: 6 sOLAR sWEEPS,
You: bUT, uH,
You: wHICH i'M PRETTY SURE
You: iS THE SAME AS 13 OF yOUR YEARS,
Stranger: solar sweeps? im not catching on..
Stranger: ive never heard of solar sweeps.
You: uH,,,
You: iT IS, tHE, uH, tERM THAT WE USE,
You: wHERE i AM FROM,
You: tO MEASURE HOW LONG WE HAVE BEEN ALIVE FOR,
Stranger: oh, where are you from?
You: uHHH,,,
You: i AM FROM aLTERNIA,
You: bUT NOW i AM ON A mETEOR,
Stranger: omg, a meteor?
You: yES,
Stranger: what is that like some kind of planet?
Stranger: sorry, im from the us. i wanted to know more..
You: uH, iT IS KIND OF LIKE A GIANT ROCK,
You: iN SPACE,
You: wHICH i GUESS IS, uH, kIND OF LIKE A pLANET,
Stranger: i know that lol, like is alternia, a planet still?/
You: uH,
You: nO,
You: nOT ANY MORE, i DON'T THINK,
You: i THINK IT WAS MOSTLY DESTROYED,
Stranger: oooooooh, so you guys still have like phones and stuff that we use.
Stranger: does tht mean ur american tho? im so sorry if im annoying.
You: uH, nO, i DON'T THINK i AM FROM YOUR aMERICAS,
You: aND nO YOU ARE NOT ANNOYING,
You: yOU ARE A NICE PERSON WHO IS NOT MEAN, } :)
Stranger: dude, your life sounds super awesome.
You: hA hA i DON'T KNOW IF IT IS REALLY ALL THAT AWESOME.
You: bACK WHEN i USED TO DREAM A LOT IT WAS PRETTY FUN THOUGH i THINK,
Stranger: well how do you get from alternia to a meteor?
You: oH, wELL, tHAT IS A BIT OF A LONG STORY,
Stranger: oh, ok.
You: bASICALLY mY FRIENDS AND i PLAYED A LONG GAME THAT MADE US LEAVE,
You: wE WERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE A WHOLE NEW UNIVERSE,
You: aND GO LIVE IN IT,
You: bUT, uH,,,
You: sOMETHING HAPPENED AT THE END,
You: aND WE WEREN'T ABLE TO GO THERE,
You: aND NOW WE ARE TRAPPED HERE,
Stranger: woah, like ligit woah.
Stranger: are you with ur family.
Stranger: ?
You: nO, mY lUCUS DIED RIGHT BEFORE, nOW i AM WITH, uH,
You: wELL, SOME OF THEM ARE MY FRIENDS,
You: bUT NOT ALL OF THEM,
You: bUT THERE ARE TWELVE OF US,
You: cOUNTING ME,
Stranger: oh, do you guys hav like homes there? im so dumb lol. but i want to know more.
Stranger: so you played like a board game? or something. and ended up there?
You: wE HAVE SOME COMPUTERS THAT sOLLUX PIECED TOGETHER,
Stranger: oh.
You: nO IT WAS MORE OF A COMPUTER GAME,
You: iT WAS A,,,,
You: wHAT DID THEY CALL IT,,,
You: a hIGHLY iMMERSIVE sIMULATION,
You: cALLED sGRUB,
Stranger: that sounds like magic, how could a game do that
Stranger: OMG i searched alternia up and it said it got destroyed by sgrub?
You: yES,
You: yES THAT IS RIGHT,
Stranger: why? why would something a game, destroy a planet
You: uH, wELL, IT DOESN'T DESTROY THE WHOLE PLANET,
You: i THINK kARKAT SAID THAT IT PUTS NEW PEOPLE ON THE PLANET,
You: wHO ARE, uH,,,
You: sUPPOSED TO HELP US,
You: bUT, mINE WASN'T VERY HELPFUL,
You: hE KEPT CALLING ME A wHELP,
You: i THINK i MADE HIM ANGRY,
You: oH WAIT, iT WAS rUNT,
You: nOT wHELP,
Stranger: oooooooooh, so. to flatten this out, you played a game, and got you on a meteor?
You: oH, nO,
You: sORRY, i HAVE GONE AND MIXED UP YOUR FACTS,
You: nO, a METEOR WAS GOING TO HIT MY HOUSE,
You: bUT THEN i WENT INTO THE GAME,
You: iNTO THE lAND OF sAND aND zEPHYR,
Stranger: i wnna go to thegame
Stranger: can i?
You: wELL,
You: wE FOUND THE GAME IN SOME OLD FROG RUINS,
You: aND THEN sOLLUX FIXED IT,
You: iT WAS A BIG MYSTERY UNTIL WE STARTED PLAYING,
You: a REALLY BIG SECRET,
Stranger: i don't know who those people are.
You: oH,,,,
You: rIGHT,
You: sORRY,
You: sOLLUX IS MY FRIEND,
You: hE HAS DIFFERENT COLORED EYES AND HAS A lISP,
Stranger: are you guys like a fairytale?
You: nO, fAIRIES ARE NOT REAL,
You: tHEY ARE MADE UP, } :(
You: eVEN THOUGH i WANT TO BELIEVE IN THEM ANYWAYS,
Stranger: i know, but it sounds like you are living in some different dimensions like a video game.
Stranger: i want to come.
Stranger: D;
You: uHHH,,,
You: wELL,
You: tHERE IS A WAY, kIND OF,
You: i CAN SHOW YOU oUR ADVENTURES,
Stranger: how so?
You: tHIS DOESN'T WORK FOR ME, bUT, uH, sOMEONE TOLD ME IT WILL WORK FOR PEOPLE WHERE YOU ARE FROM,
Stranger: ok.
You: iF YOU CLICK THIS www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001901
You: oH WAIT YOU CAN'T CLICK IT,
You: sO uH, i GUESS IF YOU JUST GO TO THAT PLACE,
Stranger: ill copy and paste. its ok.
You: iT IS SAFE AND NOT A BAD PLACE,
Stranger: what does it do? show me what you guys r doing?
You: uHHH,,,
You: i THINK sO,
Stranger: brb lemme see stay here please!
You: uHHH,,,
You: oKAY,,,
You: i WILL JUST SORT OF,,,
You: wAIT i GUESS,
Stranger: ok it's ok. um i seriously do not get any of this.
Stranger: this is nothing like our "world"
Stranger: what do i play the game?
You: wELL yOU NEED TO PLAY IT WITH FRIENDS,
You: yOU CAN'T PLAY IT BY YOURSELF,
Stranger: why not?
You: bECAUSE ONE PLAYER
You: NEEDS TO BE THE pLAYER,
You: aND THE OTHER NEEDS TO BE THE sERVER pLAYER,
You: aND YOU NEED TO ALL CONNECT TOGETHER,
You: oH, i GOT THIS, TOO,
You: hERE, www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004001
You: tHAT PART IS ABOUT ME,,,
Stranger: so that's you?
You: yES,
You: eXCEPT i AM NOT IN MY fOUR wHEEL dEVICE ANYMORE,
You: i HAVE ROBOT LEGS NOW,
Stranger: in real life?!
You: uHHHHH,,,
You: i GUESS,
Stranger: is this stuff real life or not/
You: wELL, tHAT SITE IS REAL,
You: iT IS A REAL PLACE YOU CAN GO TO,
Stranger: i wannnna go, like now, like transform me there.
You: uHH,,,
You: i DON'T THINK i HAVE THE POWER TO, uHHH,,,
You: dO THAT,
Stranger: lolol.
Stranger: who does.
You: uH,,,,
You: i DON'T KNOW, mAYBE tHE hUSSIE,
You: hE HAS MYSTERIOUS POWERS, i THINK,,,
Stranger: hussie?
You: yES, aNDREW hUSSIE,
Stranger: i don't know him either.
Stranger: he's from ur "state" tho?
You: uH, nO,
You: i THINK HE IS IN YOUR us,
Stranger: hmm, i don't really want to.
Stranger: have you EVER beento us?
You: nO,
You: bUT i TALKED TO SOME PEOPLE WHO WERE,
You: wE WERE SUPPOSED TO GO THERE,
You: bUT THEN WE GOT TRAPPED HERE,
Stranger: :(
You: jACK nOIR SOMEHOW CAME HERE,
You: aND HE BROKE OUR DOOR,
You: tO YOUR UNIVERSE,
You: tHAT WE MADE,
You: aND THEN HE BLEW UP ALL OUR PLANETS,
You: aND NOW HE IS TRYING TO FIND US,
Stranger: WOAH'
Stranger: universeeeeee, omg. your life does sound magical.
You: yES, i GUESS IT KIND OF DOES,
You: iT IS ALMOST LIKE A STORY,
You: tHAT YOU COULD READ,
Stranger: it is,
You: oN THE INTERNET,
You: mAYBE IN A cOMIC,
You: tHAT IS A KIND THAT IS ON THE HUMAN INTERNET WEB PLACE,
Stranger: so you guys rent like us?
Stranger: arent*
You: nO i THINK WE ARE DIFFERENT,
You: mY BLOOD IS BROWN,
You: aND i HAVE HORNS,
Stranger: in reall life?!
You: uHHHH,,,
You: wELL,
You: i GUESS THAT DEPENDS,
You: oN YOUR PARTICULAR DEFINITION OF REAL, aND LIFE,
Stranger: whats that suppose to mean
Stranger: so basically u guys r living on a game?
You: uH, sOMETHING LIKE THAT, yEAH,
Stranger: ur still confusing me..
You: uH, dO YOU LIKE GAMES,
Stranger: some times.
You: i LIKE gAMES WHERE YOU PRETEND TO BE SOMEONE ELSE,
You: lIKE yOU CAN BE A fAIRY
You: oR A bOY sKYLARK,
Stranger: sortof.
You: lIKE pUPA pAN,
Stranger: like role play?
You: yES, jUST LIKE rOLEPLAY,
You: i LIKE DOING THAT,
Stranger: yes.
You: iT IS SORT OF LIKE THAT,
You: uHH,,,i GUESS
Stranger: ok. um, so thats your real wrld? a game?
You: uHH,,,
You: i DON'T KNOW, i GUESS SO,
Stranger: epic..
Stranger: im not trying to sound rude, but this is what i found, and it says you 12 are trolls?
You: uH, wELL,
Stranger: i dont understand.. trolls?
You: tHAT IS WHAT WE ARE CALLED,
You: wE ARE CALLED tROLLS,
Stranger: why
You: uH, i DON'T KNOW,
You: wHY ARE YOU CALLED A HUMAN,
Stranger: um, i have no idea.. :/
You: oH,
You: oKAY,
You: i GUESS WE ARE IN THE SAME fLOATING aQUATIC tRANSPORTATION mODUS,
Stranger: okay for a boy who is 13 years old in human age, you know alot of big words i dont even know.
You: oH, sORRY,
Stranger: its ok.
You: uH, i LIKE TO ENTER INTO aLTERIAN sLAM pOETRY,
You: wELL, i USED TO,
You: yOU KNOW, BEFORE sgRUB,
Stranger: oooh.
Stranger: so no offense but your not a human/?
You: nO,
You: i AM NOT A hUMAN PERSON,
Stranger: i dont get why not?
Stranger: i only know of aliens & humans
You: uH,
You: wELL i GUESS i AM AN aLIEN
You: sINCE i AM NOT FROM THE SAME PLANET AS YOU,
You: bUT REALLY, TO ME, YOU ARE ALSO AN ALIEN,
Stranger: WOAH
Stranger: isit only u 12 on the same planet?
You: nO THERE WERE A LOT MORE,
You: bUT THEY'RE ALL GONE NOW,
You: cAUSE OF THE METEOR,S
You: sO i GUESS ONLY WE'RE LEFT NOW,
Stranger: your safe right?
You: i NEVER REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT THAT BEFORE,
You: uHHH,,,
You: wELL NO,
You: bECAUSE jACK IS COMING,
You: hE IS TRYING TO FIND US,
You: aND ALSO SOME OF THE OTHER TROLLS ARE CRAZY,
Stranger: where does jack live? ill chop his ballls off.
You: kARKAT IS TRYING TO KEEP EVERYONE TOGETHER,
You: bUT HE IS KIND OF AN aNGRY pERSON,
You: sO IT DOESN'T GO SO WELL,
Stranger: oh.
You: hE ALWAYS YELLS,
Stranger: my mom always yells :/
Stranger: where does jack live, in the us?
You: hE SAYS MEAN THINGS LIKE "STOP PLAYING GAMES FOR GIRLS ASSHOLE"
You: nO i THINK jACK lIVED ON dERSE
You: bUT i THINK THIS JACK IS DIFFERENT
You: kARKAT SAID IT WAS A DIFFERENT jACK,
You: i DIDN'T REALLY SEE HIM
Stranger: oh.
Stranger: derse
a nother planet?
You: yES,
Stranger: go itttt.
Stranger: got*
You: dERSE aND pROSPIT ARE, uH, oTHER PLANETS IN THE mEDIUM,
You: tHAT'S WHERE WE ARE NOW,
You: wE'RE IN tHE mEDIUM,
You: iN THE OUTER rING,
You: oR WAS IT oUTER rIM,
You: i CAN'T REMEMBER,
Stranger: ooooh!
Stranger: well ive never learned about your land or planets before, sorry if i sound rude.
You: yOU ARE DEFINITELY NOT RUDE,
You: yOU ARE KIND AND NICE AND NOT MEAN LIKE vRISKA, bROOKE, } :)
Stranger: well, i am definilty going to find out more about your plnet, i want to know more, ill research some other time.
Stranger: & your nice too!:)
You: oH, oKAY,
You: wELL, tHAT SITE i sHOWED YOU,
You: sHOULD HAVE EVERYTHING YOU NEED,
You: oR,
You: yOU CAN JUST LOOK UP "Homestuck",
You: oR EVEN "Hivebent",
You: "Hivebent" iS, uH, tHE ONE ABOUT ME, i THINK,
Stranger: ok so this is all your real life, your living every moment just like us humans?
You: wELL IT'S A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT i THINK,
You: sINCE WE ARE ALIENS,
Stranger: oh.
Stranger: do you know what email is?
Stranger: like do you have one?
Stranger: so we can talk mroe.
Stranger: more*
Stranger: idk you just seem really cool, lol.
You: uHHHHHH,,,,,
You: i THINK IF YOU TRY SENDING SOMETHING TO adiosToreador@skaia.net
You: yOU MIGHT GET SOMEONE WHO IS ALSO ME,
You: bUT HE WON'T REMEMBER THIS CONVERSATION,
Stranger: why?
You: uHHH,,,
Stranger: so there's a million other you's?
You: uHHH,
You: wELL,
You: nOT A MILLION,
You: hA hA,
Stranger: ooh, so if i did send something there i wont get to talk to you?
You: wELL, yOU'LL GET TO TALK TO tAVROS,
Stranger: but not you? like the same EXACT you
You: nO, NOT THE EXACT SAME, NO,
Stranger: oh man ;(
Stranger: is there ANY way i will be able to talk to same exact you?
You: uHHHHH,,,
You: mAYBE,
You: dO YOU HAVE A PLACE ON THE INTERNET WHERE YOU CAN POST ART IN YOUR us,
Stranger: art as in drawing?
You: yES,
Stranger: hmm, like a blog post?
You: uHHH,,,
You: nO LIKE A WEBSITE PLACE,
Stranger: not sure.
You: oH,
You: oKAY,
You: hOW DO YOU TALK TO PEOPLE WHO YOU DON'T KNOW IN YOUR us,
Stranger: well i talk to people who i dont know by email, cellphone, or on this online game called smallworlds.
Stranger: i love that games.
Stranger: game*
Stranger: it;s like roleplay.
You: oH, i SEE,
You: uH, oKAY,
You: iF YOU SENT AN EMAIL TO cyanCrusader@skaia.net,
You: uH,
You: yOU MIGHT GET A GUY,
You: wHO WON'T BE ME
You: bUT, uH,,,
You: hE WILL PROBABLY REMEMBER THIS CONVERSATION,
Stranger: is he watching our conversation right now or something lol? if its you, how would nother person remember it?
You: uH,
You: oR SOMETHING,
You: iS DEFINITELY A TERM IN WHICH YOU COULD USE TO DESCRIBE,
You: tHE CURRENT, uH, sCENARIO,
Stranger: ?
Stranger: i dont know big words i told you :)
You: oH, uH, rIGHT, sORRY,
You: uH, oKAY,
You: lETS SAY IT IS A mIRACLE,
You: hA hA,
Stranger: wooohoo
Stranger: but im still upset i wont get to talk to exact you..
You: gAMZEE, wHO IS ALSO MY FRIEND, wOULD SAY THAT WAS A mOtHeRfUCkIn MiRaClE,
Stranger: lol, that's funny.
You: hA hA yES, hE IS A FUNNY GUY,
You: wELL, iF YOU tALK TO THAT GUY WHO'S EMAIL i GAVE YOU,
You: hE'LL PROBABLY, uH,,,
You: fIGURE SOMETHING OUT,,,
Stranger: so i can talk to you?
Stranger: idk..
You: yEAH,
Stranger: what should i say
You: uHHHHH,,,
You: i DON'T KNOW,
You: jUST SAY THAT IT IS THE bROOKE hUMAN,
You: i GUESS,,,
Stranger: lol, will he be confused?
You: i THINK HE WILL PROBABLY FIGURE IT OUT,
You: hE IS USUALLY PRETTY SMART,
You: eXCEPT, uH,,,
You: wHEN HE ISN'T,
You: wHICH IS SOMETIMES,
Stranger: so i will possibly be able to talk to you again?
You: tHAT IS, uH,,,
You: a DEFINITE,
You: pOSSIBILITY,
You: aND SOMETIMES ON THIS oMEGLE THING,
You: yOU MIGHT RUN INTO MORE PEOPLE WHO ARE LIKE ME,
You: oR EVEM,
You: i MEANT EVEN SORRY,
You: bUT YOU COULD EVEN RUN INTO SOMEONE WHO is ME,
Stranger: ok great, do you think you would even want to talk to my annoying ass again?
Stranger: lol..
You: uHHH,,,
You: i DIDN'T KNOW,
You: hUMANS TALKED WITH THEIR BUTTS,
You: tHAT IS KIND OF AN,
You: uHHHHHHH,,,
You: aLARMING dEVELOPMENT,
Stranger: i mean, would you want to talk to me again?
You: oH,
Stranger: lol!
You: sURE,
You: iF YOU WANTED TO,
You: i GUESS,
Stranger: ok
Stranger: what email do i send it to?
You: uHHHHHH,,,
You: cyanCrusader@skaia.net iS THE eMAIL YOU SHOULD USE.
Stranger: ok ill say this is the brooke human :D
You: tHAT IS PROBABLY,,,
You: a GOOD PLAN,
Stranger: ok brb sending
Stranger: should i say from omegle?
You: i DON'T THINK IT WILL MATTER, mOSTLY,
Stranger: ok.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i sent it..
Stranger: im gonna go to sleep, im really tired. i hope to talk to you again.
You: uHHH,,,
You: i DON'T THINK IT CAME YET,,,
Stranger: i sent it to cyanCrusader@skaia.net
You: mAYBE YOU SHOULD GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS JUST IN CASE,
Stranger: ok its becheyney_21@yahoo.com
Stranger: send me one and see if it goes.
You: uH, oKAY,
You: i SENT IT,
Stranger: ok lemme check it
Stranger: found it!
You: oKAY,
You: gOOD,
You: yOU SHOULD, uH, pROBABLY GO TO BED NOW,
You: iNTO YOUR rESPITE rECEPTICLE,
You: aND HAVE YOUR HUMAN SLEEPS,
Stranger: lol, yeah probobly, i just sent a reply though, see if it works before i get off
Stranger: & yeah, i have to get up early..
You: oH,,,
You: uH,
You: lOOKS LIKE skaia.net iS DOWN RIGHT NOW,
Stranger: oh
You: wHICH WOULD EXPLAIN WHY THE mESSAGE DIDN'T GO THROUGH,
Stranger: oooh
Stranger: it will be up again soon right, then you can email me and tell me when it is?
You: uH, sURE,
You: i'M sURE THE MESSAGE WILL GO THROUGH,
You: oKAY GO TO BED NOW,
Stranger: ok goodnighttt!
Stranger: alright im disconnecting now, talk to you later.
Stranger: byeee.
You: oKAY, bYE bROOKE hUMAN,
Your conversational partner has disconnected.