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Post by buttsalsocassi on Aug 2, 2012 23:04:11 GMT -8
granted, but because you handed it in, you had to do SO MUCH WORK and you didn't have any fun I wish this burn would turn into a tan
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Post by Maya Schutz on Aug 2, 2012 23:17:12 GMT -8
I7 does, and now 7vmblr is offended. Racis7.
I wish I covld 7ele9or7.
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Post by buttsalsocassi on Aug 2, 2012 23:22:24 GMT -8
You can, but its like a cable and deadpool thing where your teleporter recognises you and jack as the same person, and when you teleport you guys are fused together and you have to literally tear yourselves apart whenever you teleport.
I wish I wasn't scared of the stairs in the dark.
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Post by Mataya Huska on Aug 2, 2012 23:30:26 GMT -8
You're not, but you end up tripping and falling. You wake up to find you have a spine injury and will never walk again.
I wish I was good at swimming.
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Post by buttsalsocassi on Aug 2, 2012 23:37:09 GMT -8
you are, but when you go swimming you get dragged down when a mermaid thinks you're like them, ultimately drowning you o o p s . . .
I wish I didn't have to charge to laptop
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Post by Mataya Huska on Aug 2, 2012 23:39:43 GMT -8
You don't, but because you never have to charge it, you never leave your seat- ultimately dooming you to a life of scrolling through tumblr. You meld with the chair, becoming one with the wood, and sit, resigned to your fate. Eventually all that is left is a cass-shaped block of wood, staring emptily at a faintly glowing computer screen.
I wish I had food right now.
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jay
Canon Fodder
OH GOD IM DROWNING
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Post by jay on Aug 2, 2012 23:41:55 GMT -8
You do but you are allergic to all sustenance and die of starvation rather quickly.
I wish I could craft instead of working tomorrow.
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Post by buttsalsocassi on Aug 2, 2012 23:43:27 GMT -8
You craft, but crafting becomes work for you, losing all meaning it once had...
I wish my ankle stopped hurting
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jay
Canon Fodder
OH GOD IM DROWNING
Posts: 13
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Post by jay on Aug 2, 2012 23:48:42 GMT -8
Your ankle stop hurting but the pain moves and spreads and hurts more until you are completely incapacitated and go into a coma. Your ankle never hurt ever again.
I wish I was better at socializing.
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Post by buttsalsocassi on Aug 3, 2012 0:00:50 GMT -8
you become so good at socializing that people flock from everywhere to socialize with you, and to learn socialization skills from you. You get so annoyed by them that you just cut everyone from your life.
I wish i could afford a sweet appartment
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jay
Canon Fodder
OH GOD IM DROWNING
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Post by jay on Aug 3, 2012 0:09:19 GMT -8
you do but you become so matterialistic you you lose all your friends to possesions
I wish my brain would work while tired
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Post by Calico Jack Rackham on Aug 3, 2012 12:39:34 GMT -8
It does, and you never get a good night's sleep again.
I wish I had a time-turner.
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Post by Mataya Huska on Aug 3, 2012 16:12:58 GMT -8
You do, but you lose it within the first few days of having it.
I wish could remember how to macrame properly.
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Post by buttsalsocassi on Aug 8, 2012 19:55:11 GMT -8
You do, but everyone asks you to macrame stuff for them, so you decide to stop and you forget forever.,..
I wish I had the will the stand up
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Post by Isaac (Paul) Oliver on Aug 9, 2012 22:19:04 GMT -8
You will have the ability to stand up, but you can never sit back down.
I wish I was anime.
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